Sunday, 28 February 2010

Snacks and Shit

So I spent the early hours on Saturday morning creasing over my friends Iphone at possibly one of the funniest blogs I've come across so far: Enjoy! "Get out my face, ho. Get out my face, ho. Get out my face, ho. Get out my face, ho. Get out my face, ho. Get out my face, ho. Get out my face, ho. Get out my face."
- Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, Yahhh!!!

Hands down, there is nothing more rude and immature than saying "Get out my face, ho" 8 times in an argument with someone.

Debate team captain: "Yeah well, we just don't want Soulja Boy on the team anymore because of ya know... whenever he starts losing the debate he results in that whole, "Get out my face, ho" thingy that he does. I'm sure you've heard...

Filed under: Worst debate team member ever/so disrespectful

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Thursday, 25 February 2010

Make like a carnival in snowy February...

●Grab some sand from your local garden centre and scatter on your floor
●Get dressed up in your finest samba clobber, and put those flip flops on
●Position a radiator of some sort in the top corner of your room
(If positioned accurately this should feel like the sun beaming down on your panting, sweaty chest)
●Grab you shades and pick up your Caparinia

Saturday, 20 February 2010

Smacks It AGAIN.....

I've got my Wireless Pass already... Get Involved!

Making Camel Toes Sexy All Over The World.....

Shhh…Secret Loft Party

Peanut Butter Jelly Time is back in your most favourite form -
Secretive and Durty as hell. And with the big brothers that
be Greco Roman involved- there will be plenty of wrestling
to be had and blood to be spilt! Guess who is coming to
B-O-O-T-A-Y dance with us …. Micachu will be playing a
very special garage set so dust of your old one legged skank
and bring it with you. Captain Magic as always will be playing
in her hip house/ tech house playground of filth. Paul Sethi
will also be scratching his way through the night with some
fidget , b-more and just all over big choons, Last time we saw him
playing he had the dancefloor stripping their clothes off…
Email to get on the £5
guestlist and on the address of the party.